Monday, February 1, 2010

My Babysitter Gave Me Wedgies If Your Babysitter Gave You An Ultimatum, Either Her Or Your Wife, What Can You Do?

If your babysitter gave you an Ultimatum, either Her or Your Wife, what can you Do? - my babysitter gave me wedgies

Our babysitter, Megan and I took a big fight the other day. He threatened he would kill me if I ever wrongly fired her nanny. The situation is worse than my wife Juanita wanted something suspicious. I can not say about the weapon or wear to the officials involved and the equipment in our house. Our great black son is also enclosed by Megan an emotional point of view. We live in the woods and feel much safer around with her, I think he was impressed by their ability to fire when they went together to hunt. But I'm stuck in a huge mess. Megan and Juanita accept "good", but I can feel the tension in the air for dinner, etc. Do you think our baby-sitter took control of myself?

"When Megan drinks, it's even worse, it comes back into the forest and in anger, and then talk to Jackson - I've heard of" size "is one. Megan went to ask:" What is the size, honey? He noted the bloody pistol and said: "You know,His choice is me or the door. "Jackson laughed at me and all he could say was:" Dad, you pwned ... "I started crying like Megan gave me a hug. It's like if you took our house. I know I should be able to defend my own family, but Meg is more of his friends from high school, and Jackson get really, really, really like to. even to her skirts, and I also wanted to be less talk .. we save our marriage? "My wife ignores me and play back Led Zeppelin albums.

Suggestions?

Thanks

Posted by Fikrt at 2:46 PM

16 comments:

  1. Magdaly GFebruary 2, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    They flee from them! Come Live With Me! I love your crazy sense of humor! =) I'm almost done with my Behavioral Science major. In the current practitioner to be, and it was my pig Guinness pshycho. You have to live with someone who can help, too. I swear I'm not mad I'm on medication at the time, and I'm a dominatrix. Sometimes I'm angry and violent im ok a little crazy, but I'm nice. Im sure that you can be better than the fools who manage his family. Wink

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  2. Magdaly GFebruary 2, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    They flee from them! Come Live With Me! I love your crazy sense of humor! =) I'm almost done with my Behavioral Science major. In the current practitioner to be, and it was my pig Guinness pshycho. You have to live with someone who can help, too. I swear I'm not mad I'm on medication at the time, and I'm a dominatrix. Sometimes I'm angry and violent im ok a little crazy, but I'm nice. Im sure that you can be better than the fools who manage his family. Wink

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  3. nowintek...February 2, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    wow you have any problems.
    Moreover, taking into account your avatar is white and his wife has a Spanish name, you may want to ask you some questions about his black son. Just a thought

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 1:43 AM

    You should consider polygamy.

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  5. chef_kur...February 3, 2010 at 7:54 AM

    The Hand That Rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.

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  6. HeatherFebruary 3, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    OMG, burst into laughter. Thanks for the points, lines back.

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  7. These wounds are self inflictedFebruary 3, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    Dude seriously. People come here because I really need help. It made me laugh though.

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  8. Damn This Sucks TooFebruary 3, 2010 at 11:15 PM

    It seems that you need to have a mistress.

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  9. mamaland...February 4, 2010 at 4:35 AM

    wow that's a joke, that means that you can with her husband and not even control his own house

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  10. FAT N SASSYFebruary 4, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    WTF ??!!! Do you have a call for submission of Jerry Springer

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  11. TrishFebruary 4, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!

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  12. LLDFebruary 4, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    much time on your hands ... What are you talking about? Sounds like a bad movie relly.

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  13. CATWOMANFebruary 5, 2010 at 1:17 AM

    lol! Sign up to tell her that you and go the police .....

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  14. jenniferFebruary 5, 2010 at 6:08 AM

    This history is made

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  15. KimberFebruary 5, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    WHAT ?????

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  16. Just Me Here in HawaiiFebruary 5, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    First, I am so confused --- seems to have been with her nanny, "but speak not only an older child in the house --- you live? His wife should you fear,

    This is called a writ of prohibition and his eldest son is on your'm sure you will find your friends, come home

    You must focus your marriage sounds, the fact that drugs in your house (with a baby) And a gun is available to everyone all the time - such as The Nanny "is" more of a toy "sex" for you and it seems very young - you need to get balls, to grow and make decisions that his family and the girl is obviously very toxic to hurt an already Toxic

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